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This is my most favoritest video clip ever and I could watch it over and over again forever…

Okay, I’ll admit it- I. hate. musicals. I do, I really do. Honestly, I try hard to avoid drinking from the well of Hatorade, but when it comes to musicals, I jump in with both feet and tell Lassie not to bother finding anyone to fish me out. Leave me alone, I’m happy down in that well, hiding from trite melodies and lyrics.

I’m sorry, but I do not get warm fuzzies remembering all those times I was trapped in the pit orchestra (to keep my music scholarship!), playing for Bye Bye Birdie, Sound of Music, Music Man and one other musical that has finally escaped my memory (thank you jeh-zus!). I am also proud to say that I’ve never seen Cats, Rent, Les Miserables, Wicked, etc. Please don’t waste your time trying to convince me otherwise, many before you have tried and all have failed.

But then, one day, along comes this clever guy, with a few of his clever friends. They get together, have a few beer, a few laughs and brainstorm on an idea which soon snowballs into a real project without a budget, funded by their own pocket change and starring one of my ‘favoritest’ actors from one of my ‘favoritest’ movies and then, before I knew it, BAM!

Damn you Joss Whedon, damn you straight to hell…

Hurry, it gets pulled on July 20th and then it’s pay to download only (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing).

Yup, Mutinus caninus. I almost mistook them for Phallus rubicundus but there was definitely an unmistakable “canine thrust” to this particular fungi I found growing in one of the pots housing my cherry tomatoes.

Took a little googling to finally id the suckers and it wasn’t until I used the very professional search term of “pink fungus that oozes green slime” that I got some decent hits. My Library Science profs would be oh so proud…heh. I don’t feel too bad about searching with that term as I noticed later on Flickr that “Your Neighborhood Librarian” from Maryland, googled “dog penis mushroom” in her search for this fungi (of course that would have been my next search if the first one hadn’t worked out! haha).

I love this article/description from Mushrom Expert:

Stinkhorns frequently bewilder people by popping up in lawns, thrusting their slime-covered tips into the world within a matter of hours. They have been much maligned over the years, probably because–well, because they stink and they often look like penises (human, canine, or alien). Unlike other mushrooms, the stinkhorn distributes its spores by applying an odorous, spore-thick slime to its tip, which flies and other insects are attracted to. The flies then carry the spores to other places.

Several stinkhorns are common in North America, including the aptly named Phallus impudicus and the netted stinkhorn, Phallus duplicatus. Among the stinkhorns, species of Mutinus are fairly unique in their appearance: they look like pinkish to orangish spikes which arise from whitish “eggs” in the ground, and they are initially covered with brown or olive brown slime (before being ravaged by flies). Unlike Phallus species, which mimic human anatomy, Mutinus species have more of a canine thrust. The description below combines Mutinus elegans, Mutinus caninus, and Mutinus ravenelii, which stinkhorn specialists (there really are such people) consider to be separate species.

Very Strange are the things that sometimes voluntarily grow in my “garden.” The Hunter Valley Backyard Nature site is right about the emerging, elongating, wilt, and decay all within a few hours. I noticed them on my way to the store and by the time I got back (about an hour later) and shot the photos below, they had already begun to wilt. I wonder if any others will pop up.

Kingdom: Fungi
Phylum: Basidiomycota
Order: Phallales
Family: Phallaceae

synonyms: Dog Stinkhorn, Hundsrute, Phallus de Chien, Satyre des cheins

Sigh. I get home from work to find that Mortimer had a little “misstep” in the catbox. This was problematic because: 1. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held. 2. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held 3. he doesn’t like to be picked up or held. 4. he will eat you if you try to pick him up or hold him… yep, it was a good time trying to hold him down with one hand and knee while wiping off his “stinkfoot” with a wet rag.

From this angle, you’d never know he’d just been traumatized five minutes ago:

A shot of his “now clean” foot. It’s really too bad you can’t hear him growling a half-serious, “I’m going to eff you up but good if you don’t drop that foot NOW” warning. It’s kinda funny when he does that:

stinkfoot, stinkfoot, i ain’t lyin’… can you rinse it off do you suppose??

TOO funny!!! :D

The Accidental Environmentalist (AE) invited me to join her this morning at the Alachua County Farmers’ Market off of 34th & 441. I somehow managed to drag myself out of bed to be down there by 8am. :D Very early for me on a Saturday but so worth it! I had a great time!

There was a really large crowd waiting for the gates to open and AE told me it was the biggest she’d seen yet. I wondered if it had to do with the Gainesville Sun running an article about all the local stores yanking tomatoes because of the salmonella outbreak. I could see from outside the fence that many of the tables were heaped with all sorts of ripened tomatoes- maybe that was part of the draw.

When AE got there, I helped her hang up a bunch of bags for the Need-A-Bag? Project. We finished right as the gates opened and the crowd rushed forward, politely pushing/shoving each other as they raced over to their favorite tables.

She and I strolled around the market, checking everything out and stopping to chat with people we knew. AE introduced me to Erica and we “ooohed and aaaahed” over all the different varieties of caladiums she was selling. AE picked up two gorgeous reddish/pink ones and a way-cool green one with pink spots. Erica told us what they were called but that important information just leaked right out of my ear as I squatted down to take a closer look. ;) They’re going to look so great in AE’s yard!

I ended up buying some really nice grape tomatoes, a rosemary baguette, an acorn squash, and some yellow, crook-neck squash. There seemed to be quite alot of Japanese eggplant around but I wanted to wait until I found a good recipe before buying some so they didn’t go to waste. I’ll probably pick some up next weekend and give it a whirl.

Tonight I made Baked Rigatoni with the yellow-crookneck squash. The following is my bastardization riff on this recipe.

BAKED RIGATONI, stacey-style ;)

SAUCE
1 jar of Newman’s Own Marinara
1 24oz can of Muir Glenn Fire Roasted tomatoes
3-4 cloves of garlic
2 cups of diced yellow squash
oregano to taste
kosher salt to taste
pepper to taste
3/4 cup of half & half cream (if you’re ready for the heart attack use 1/2 cup heavy cream instead)
[I’ve also done this recipe with chopped fresh basil and it’s really good]

PASTA
1 lb of Rigatoni
4 quarts of water
2 tablespoons of kosher salt (after the water boils)

THE BEST PART
10oz of grated fontina cheese ( you can use mozzarella but it just won’t be the same)
1/2 - 3/4 cups of grated parmesan cheese

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven 450 degrees.

Prepare 13 x 9 baking pan by greasing with olive oil.

Combine all the sauce ingredients (except for the cream) and simmer for about 15 minutes.

While sauce is cooking, bring 4 quarts of water to boil in a stock pot. When boiling, add 2 tablespoons of kosher salt, & stir before next adding rigatoni. Cook rigatoni until al dente (about 10 minutes).

As the rigatoni cooks, slowly stir in the cream to the sauce and lower the heat to low. You want it to warm up in the sauce but not simmer hard/bubble- too much heat will cause the cream to go yucky (nice scientific term, eh?) and kind of curdle.

Drain pasta, return it to the now empty stockpot, pour in sauce, stir to combine. Then toss pasta/sauce mixture with about 1.5 cups of the fontina cheese and all of the parmesan. Toss until well distributed and then pour mixture into prepared 13 x 9 pan. Sprinkle remaining cheese over the top and bake for about 15 minutes or until top is golden brown.

Let sit about 3-5 minutes before scooping so no one has to go to the hospital with cheese burns and plus, it’s easier to scoop out of the pan after it sets up a bit. ;)

We ate the rigatoni with the awesome rosemary baguette. YUM!

Well, it will be 18 years for us this year and yesterday marked the 9th year of the “government sanctioned” portion of our union. Has it really been that long since we had that awesome party with our best friends and family??! Well, NEXT year is #10 for us and that means we will ALL party once again like it’s… yep… 1999… ;)

I ran my blog through this site and it gave me this rating:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
ass (2x) crap (1x)

I’m sorry for posting this but I still can’t get over the insanity of this site: http://www.neuticles.com Neuticles…whaaaa???

I clicked through their pages and thought it was an hilarious parody site until I got to the video section where they show the actual surgery- O.M.G. (not “OMG” mind you, but O.M.G.) So, I immediately contacted “MM,” one of our dear friends who just graduated from UF’s vet med program (as valedictorian no less!!), and asked her, “WTF??!!!” She confirmed that Neuticles IS indeed a legitimate company and yes, people actually buy these implants for their pets. oh dear. So does this mean we are we bad pet parents because we didn’t consider Mort’s self-esteem 17 years ago and spring for a pair for the ol’ boy?

Anyway, I don’t think after seeing one of these:

that I’ll be able to again eat one of these:
ugh!